{"title":"Featured","description":"\u003cp\u003eA rotating pick of our favourite designs — funny canvas totes and pet tanks for dogs and cats.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"prosecco-oclock-dog-shirt","title":"\"Prosecco O'Clock\" Pet Tank Top — Funny Cat and Dog Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight pet tank brings a cheeky splash of retro charm to your dog or cat's wardrobe. Soft, smooth knit fabric sits gently against fur while the stretchy 1x1 rib and double-needle binding keep the neck and armholes shaped through playful wriggles. The centred “Prosecco O'Clock” graphic — a bubbly flute and ticking clock in warm vintage hues — adds personality without weighing the piece down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSized M to XL, it suits small to medium dogs as well as cats. 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